Alex Lathem '21
Alex started explaining physics to some poor soul in the year 40 A.D. and is just now reaching his second bullet point.
Derek DeMel '21+1
Derek is a very talented musician. His plays guitar, piano, kazoo, bass, bagpipes, the heart strings, himself, and he’s now just learning ukulele!
Will Salaverry '22 (Business Manager)
Will won’t hesitate to remind you he’s from the West Coast — I’m sorry, how could I forget? The Bay Area.
Ben Kramer '23 (Pitchpipe)
Ben stared into the Void and it started back. It blinked. Ben still hasn’t. The Void is in therapy now.
Emmett Solomon '23
Emmett is so smoking hot that he once set off a fire alarm. When the firefighters arrived, they were instantly smitten. They keep on sending him calendars.
Alex Lawson '23
Alex really likes talking about sports. Go on, ask him about his fantasy football team. I dare you.
Tavi Wolfwood '21+1
Rumor has it that Tavi turns into a lumberjack under a full moon and goes into the woods to hunt for berries.
Brian Kirkman '21+1
Fun fact: 86% of the world’s salt reserves come from Brian getting last place against Derek in Mario Kart.
Zach Lee '21
Great Neck, NY
Zach is a flautist. He played the flute so well that he was able to summon rats. They told him secrets. Beautiful secrets.
Sebastian Roizner-Rodriguez '22
Sebastian will be really nice to you if you tell him that he looks like Jon Snow… or Nick Jonas… or John Travolta…
Jake Latts '23
Jake’s musical theater knowledge is incredible! So much so that he’ll always tell you what musical you’re referencing—even when you’re not making one.
Adrian Venzon '23
Las Vegas, NV
Adrian may be from Las Vegas but his looks aren’t a gamble. That cuteness will win you over 100% of the time.
John Paciga '22
Did you know that John’s name is actually John Paciga V?! He says it’s been passed down through his family but we think he may actually just be a clone…
Eamon Goucher '22
Blue Bell, PA
Eamon may seem like an upstanding citizen but don’t let that fool you – he’s been caught often making loud goose sounds at the audience.
Brendan Rose '21
Los Angeles, CA
Brendan’s Halloween costumes always involve covering himself up with balloons. Last year he was a bunch of grapes. This year he was the house from Up. We haven’t seen him since…