Márk "stranded on cannibal island, mrs. claus was" Fédronic
Carlmont High School
Screaming in his sleep. (Seriously.)
Some people get really upset when you mispronounce their names. Márk (pronounced mah-rccyhkrrk), however, is a pretty chill dude. Except when we play sports. Whether a boot ice hockey tournament or a paintball match, Márk's ruthlessly competitive nature and impressive athleticism consistently leave us regretting our sedentary lifestyles. Márk is the only Spizzwink(?) who is not an American citizen, and we suspect that he uses his French passport to get free croissants in foreign airports.